The Reverse Of The "Fat Pants" Strategy

You Will Not See A Jared Fogel'esque Picture of Me Holding Up my Big Fat Pants... Instead - Here I present to you what were once my favourite pair of sexy shorts that I was able to wear between the years of 1995 and 1996. And I swear by all that is holy that at some point before the year 2007 I will be wearing these sexy short shorts again.

These are my Trophy Short Pants. Someday To Be Worn, but for now - to simply adorn this blog - as a reminder that is possible to lose enough weight to wear clothing like this again, that my body did once look this good, and that I deserve to look that good again, and soon!

So here you have it. The Trophy Shorts! Coming Soon To A Sexy JC Bloggers Bottom Near You!